(Seriously, if I could find good slang for both of those words, and not just something as ridiculous as "banjo string" for the frenulum, I'd change it in a heartbeat. It's hard to make anatomical talk sound properly dirty.)
(Seriously, if I could find good slang for both of those words, and not just something as ridiculous as "banjo string" for the frenulum, I'd change it in a heartbeat. It's hard to make anatomical talk sound properly dirty.)
This is why people should pay attention in school. I say duodenum and everybody gives me a dirty look.
(Seriously, if I could find good slang for both of those words, and not just something as ridiculous as "banjo string" for the frenulum, I'd change it in a heartbeat. It's hard to make anatomical talk sound properly dirty.)
kyon9854 said: This is why people should pay attention in school. I say duodenum and everybody gives me a dirty look.
Now I have tea all over my desk, thanks a lot jerks.
(*twitch!* *throb!*)
Hm? Well now! Am I imagining things? Or did your cock get even harder just now...? No way! Could it be that you get off on me telling you off? ...That's not true, right?(*twitch!* *twitch twitch!*)
......
Uwaah... It got even harder... I guess no helping it, you really are human garbage, huh? (*grin*)Hey, look! You look like you're almost gonna cum! Your filthy jizz is gonna fly all the way from your seminal vesicles to the frenulum of your di*ck! C'mon! C'mon!
(*rub!* *sqk!* *rub!* *rub!*)Uwah, are you that overjoyed to get to do this? With a youkai girl? Furthermore, you're practically humping my feet -- if you keep acting like such a pathetic pervert, don't you think even I'm going get put off?I mean, if you were some perverted masochist scum or something like that, your life would be utterly worthless, right? Ahahaha!You manwhore! You're pitiful! Don't you think you should be ashamed!? Look at me! Don't just lay there gasping -- say something! C'mon! C'monn! 'C'monnn!
(*twitch!* *throb!* *twitchtwitchtwitchtwitch!*)
