Wise said under anesthesia:

I forgor cat tongues have spikes...

And here's your reminder that a cat's barbed tongue is meant to help with scraping meat off the bones of their kills. Getting them anywhere near your privates is... ill-advised (and a pre-emptive "Rest in Pieces" for anyone who'll go for it anyway).

Alanis, killed by a Son of Calydon named Pulchra