Damn, I don't think I can do the other half's translation. That second sentence was just crazy. The English version ended up being nearly backwards compared to the Japanese because of the labyrinthine construction of the original.
Done. The second half was more challenging on the vocabulary side, and I'm still not sure if that's the correct translation. I think I'm at least pretty close.
Also, this is one of my favorite tentacle pictures ever. I don't really fancy tentacle rape, but I like all kinds of slime, so this is pretty much perfect.
Refreshes your complexion from inside and outside your body!This is the tentacle bath that is now a hot topic among women. You can thoroughly enjoy the freshly squeezed natural nutrients for beautiful skin, found in the tentacles' sperm, which is now bathing in the spotlight of the cosmetics world.Furthermore, the perfect pressure of the tentacle massage penetrates deep into your bare skin, and gives it flexibility and softness. Bathing for 20-30 minutes at a time will give you the silky white skin you've always dreamed of!
