The miracle of birth: Within seconds of breaking their shells, young Remilias can Uuu-☆ with maximum charisma. This is believed to help them evade predators before they attain full size and can find a maid.

Curiously, Remilias retain the ability to produce up to 2.3 Kennedys worth of charisma per day. However, environmental factors including the loss of their maid may reduce this greatly. Always remember to provide your domesticated Remilia with generous amounts of tea.

Dammit I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Do note that such youkawaii are not for those liable to Nosebleed Sparks or have diabetes, anemia, or similar hazardous conditions. *points to pile of twitching, exsanguinous Danbooru users*

ice73 said:
Do note that such youkawaii are not for those liable to Nosebleed Sparks or have diabetes, anemia, or similar hazardous conditions. *points to pile of twitching, exsanguinous Danbooru users*

I... regr... nothi... *still twitching*