Well, I can read it, but I don't think I know newspaper Japanese. The meaning is there, but the little bits might be off. Instead of 'I', don't we sometimes use 'this journalist' to refer to the person writing the article?
Newspapers--!Yeah!Thank you~!Great, I'll have one, please!Newspapers?Newspapers--!Usahi NewspaperIncident related to the great earthquake of Toukai!?Is this for real!?Like I said, it's all lies.The motto of my Usahi Newspaper is lies, forgery and propaganda.It might seem crazy, but it's a paper full of lies with the aim of establishing true friendship among the various countries of Asia.Shrine maiden takes her job seriouslyThe Hakurei Shrine's shrine maiden, Hakurei Reimu, has recently begun to take her job seriously. When I went to visit her, I discovered that she had drastically changed her habit of 1 tea break per 10 minutes, to 1 tea break per 4 hours.
