The hell happened...?

Shinhwalee said:

The hell happened...?

Well...there must be a young passionate detective nearby.

The universe dictates that if one is nearby, an incident must happen where he/she will just happen to stumble upon it & then resolve it.

Any mysterious incident will do. Murder/s is optional.

*glances left and right*

Since we seem to have a shortage of young passionate detectives around I'll give it a shot.

Sazanami passed out from low blood sugar due to the face that she hasn't eaten in three days. The culprit is Akagi who killed the admiral dead with murder since with her being a flagship, he was the only one who could stop her from eating just...everything.

Akebono has just realized that if Akagi finds an unconscious Sazanami she'll eat her too since the black hole that is her stomach has no bounds. Ushio is distraught over the loss of her admiral and has recently realized that Admiral has also married (provisionally) Oboro in addition to herself. During Akagi's binge eating she also ate Crab-chan , the trauma from that loss along with her admiral-husband (provisionally) has left Oboro shaken to the core.

She will soon adopt the mantle of a red crustacean with claws like a certain weirdo with flying mammals, she is the seabed, she is the darkness, she is...Crabgirl.

*Gets serenaded away with a constant loop of Akebono yelling "Shitty-detective!"*

Slysheen said:

Akebono has just realized that if Akagi finds an unconscious Sazanami she'll eat her too since the black hole that is her stomach has no bounds.

Akebono's reaction is her realizing how low they're paid