You know your a pimp if you can bag and fuck your fine and sexy yandere/stalker own equally as hot momma just without doing anything! That is when you know your a pimp and possibly a nigga!
I'm speaking on personal experience, no lie except for the yandere part. My girlfriend did stalk me back in high school. She invited me to her house one time to meet her momma. This woman is Black and Puerto Rican and at the the time was 41 years old, the fucked up part was she was a natural beauty and more fine than daughter! I was expecting daddy, but come to finding out she divorced his ass 5 years ago. Now fellas if you have had or ever been in this type of setting. Now is the time to ask me for the short version of the story.