VIOLENCE is the only solution to this predicament! Maybe even ALL predicaments??

The immediate aftermath can be found here: thejohnsu.tumblr.com/post/1364…

The not-so-immediate aftermath is that the Bear-Arms the Bear tells his partner Porklar that he can't do it no more, that he has to leave the life of crime. Porklar derides him for chickening out, unaware of the irony of his own eventual defeat.

Meanwhile, Bear-Arms is so inspired by the manly punch he received that he adopts the way of the gentleman and undergoes rigorous training, eventually becoming the renowned Get Down Itsa Bear that would save Connecticut (and one day, Christmas).

The End

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