And at that moment the sailors(?) knew, .. they fhucked up

Danny Boy the pipes the pipes are callin

There are many things you can say. Never call someone's sister a whore.

And thus the denizens of Port Royal had a new legend to terrify their children with at night: The Four-Eyed Demon Woman of the East.

Kongou said:

Sooorry! But you're the Navy, so you can swim, right?

18th century Royal Navy sailors, who are likely civilians press-ganged into service, or are misguided adventurous young men from cities who didn't even come close to any body of water (other than the polluted River Thames which arguably qualified as semisolid)?

Yeah, you probably doomed into drowning, Connie.

(Unless he happened to be a fan of Robinson Crusoe.)

NNescio said:

18th century Royal Navy sailors, who are likely civilians press-ganged into service, or are misguided adventurous young men from cities who didn't even come close to any body of water (other than the polluted River Thames which arguably qualified as semisolid)?

Yeah, you probably doomed into drowning, Connie.

(Unless he happened to be a fan of Robinson Crusoe.)

Don't worry. Those guys still have that wooden barrel...

...Well, those float, right?

NNescio said:

18th century Royal Navy sailors, who are likely civilians press-ganged into service, or are misguided adventurous young men from cities who didn't even come close to any body of water (other than the polluted River Thames which arguably qualified as semisolid)?

Are we talking about the London's River Thames, or the Ankh of Ankh-Morpork?