「肉はいい。インテリジェンスだ。食べれば食べるほど　野生の血が騒ぐからな！　そうだろうエレナ君！　
　ああ、そこの空気を読めないスーツ男はヴィーガン主　義だったな。そら、このタマネギでも齧っていたま　　え。貧相な肉体には貧相な知性が宿ると言うからな！　ハハハハハハ！」
「は。ついに頭だけでなく心臓にまで毛が生えたと見え　るな凡骨。確かに私は菜食主義だがそれは信条であっ　て絶対ではない。肉を美味く食べるには野菜を定期的　に摂るべきなのだ。肉と野菜の組み合わせこそ旨みが　まし、また効率よく栄養を摂取できる。栄養学的に。　ところで私はかねてからニホンの黒毛和牛が持つ脳細　胞活性化成分に興味があってだね。そこでブラヴァツ　キー女史、どうだろう。キミの不思議な円盤でニホン　まで買い出しに行く、というのは？」
「ないわよそんなの。ただ美味しいだけよあれ。
　頭を良くしたいなら魚を食べなさい、魚を！」

灼熱のサン、もくもくと昇るスモーク、
永遠に分かりあえないジェントルメン。

金網という銀のフィールドで繰り広げられる、
絶対に負けられない戦いが、ここにもある。

"Meat is good. It's intelligence. The more you eat, your wild side gets agitated! Isn't that right, Helena!?
Hey, you in the suit who can't read the situation. I forgot you're a vegan. Here, go chew on this onion. You know what they say, a weak body breeds weak intellect! Hahahahahahaha!"
"Heh. I see that not only your brain, but also your heart has become a ball of fur; you've become boorish as well, you commoner. I am indeed a vegetarian but, that's only a principle and not absolute. Vegetables are absolutely necessary to bring out the best flavor in meat. Also, the combination of vegetables and meat is the more efficient way too, nutritionally speaking. Which reminds me. I am very interested in the brain stimulating component that's hidden within Japanese wagyu beef. Ms. Blavatsky, would you be able to go get some from Japan using that flying saucer of yours?"
"There's no such component like that. Wagyu beef simply is delicious. If you want to be smarter, eat fish. Fish!"

The scorching sun, the quietly rising smoke, and gentlemen who will never see eye-to-eye.

And so, a metallic field called the barbecue grill also becomes a battlefield, where another type of war is waged.