There's an Optimus Prime joke in here somewhere..
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Jarlath said:

There's an Optimus Prime joke in here somewhere..
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So Optimus Prime, Sheogorath, and Benjamin D'Israeli walk into a bar....

Reader-added tags include "Happens all the time in the mountains", "Raise your antenna, not flags", and "I have a good idea" (Optimus line from the Japanese dub of the original Transformers series, memetically considered an omen of disaster/epic fail).

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What would you do if your cell phone signal stopped getting through?
• Fret
• Read a book
• Look at the scenery
• Play video games
• Sleep

All of the above, except fret, I can leave it to my companions. And Kogasauthor seems to be a fail-flag magnet as well.

Kurai_Tora said:

All of the above, except fret, I can leave it to my companions. And Kogasauthor seems to be a fail-flag magnet as well.

He seems to be wired to make poor choices, all in the name of comedy, like a real life Mr Bean.