I feel like Moose really should have had a flying squirrel sidekick.

zgryphon said:

I feel like Moose really should have had a flying squirrel sidekick.

But that would require Moose to act more like an imbecile then she already does.

cd_young said:

But that would require Moose to act more like an imbecile then she already does.

Well, be fair--not much more.

MOOSE
(eagerly)
Hey, Lion--watch me pull Sumatran Striped Rabbit out of my hat!

LION
(wearily, without looking up)
Again? That trick never works.