Although I doubt this is necessarily how it will go, Mythbusters did a show on this, once.

It turns out plants don't care about talking or song, they just grow slightly better when exposed to noise. They actually grew better when they "listened" to a recording of someone screaming death threats and insults at the plants than they did to gentle, soothing words, because the screaming was louder.

NWSiaCB said:

Although I doubt this is necessarily how it will go, Mythbusters did a show on this, once.

It turns out plants don't care about talking or song, they just grow slightly better when exposed to noise. They actually grew better when they "listened" to a recording of someone screaming death threats and insults at the plants than they did to gentle, soothing words, because the screaming was louder.

So... death metal for my plants then?

NWSiaCB said:

Although I doubt this is necessarily how it will go, Mythbusters did a show on this, once.

It turns out plants don't care about talking or song, they just grow slightly better when exposed to noise. They actually grew better when they "listened" to a recording of someone screaming death threats and insults at the plants than they did to gentle, soothing words, because the screaming was louder.

Hardbass for my gopnik mint.