Mario is in it for the cake, you pretentious dolt.

For a second there, I thought she was clinging on to a ballsack and a penis with a spiked strap around it.

Котенок said:

Mario is in it for the cake, you pretentious dolt.

For a second there, I thought she was clinging on to a ballsack and a penis with a spiked strap around it.

How does that matter? If she dosnt wish to be rescued why would she then bake him a cake for then at this point kidnapping her? The end result is either the girl or the cake but requires the same action.

Zombiecrazylegs said:

How does that matter? If she dosnt wish to be rescued why would she then bake him a cake for then at this point kidnapping her? The end result is either the girl or the cake but requires the same action.

If she won't do it anymore, then that's that. Mario will just get cakes elsewhere.
I hear Pauline can throw together a mean Torte, faster than you can heel a surfacing guy in the forehead.

I actually like Mario x Peach, but this is one of my favorite good guy x bad guy video game pairs.

Nine months before Bowser Jr. made his first appearance.