"I tell you one thing - I've seen little girls firing 30 cm shells. I've seen people that embody thousand-ton ships doing pirouettes over 40 fathoms of ocean. I've seen the fastest girl in the world claiming that bunny ears, a thong and high heels is a standard naval uniform. I've seen Houshou rapping 'Bitches ain't shit but Ho's and tricks' after two cups of apple juice.
But I never thought in my entire life that I'd taste an edible pot noodle."
