Dear God, that ass.

Why can't I marry these two?

Because Ryuu's my waifu

On a more relevant note, what kind of tsukkomi shenanigans is she gonna have to suffer through if Akitsu Maru is already naked on the very first panel?

Nudist Akitsu Maru (or any nudist casual) will be the death of me.

that's... quite bold of her to walk from the bathhouse to the dorms completely naked, I only have the balls to do so within the house alone but... I be running as fast I can just to avoid being seen!

Jarlath said:

Why can't I marry these two?

You ask like every other strip.

Gollgagh said:

You ask like every other strip.

Not blaming him.

Question to native speakers:
The joke here is "going commando"? Whith covert operatieves and all...

Well... she IS from the army...

Why is the IJA so awesome?

Ninja carriers are legit and legal. Though I wouldn't be surprised if Akitsu Maru would use her commando abilities to sneak to Admibro's bed nekkid.

Sendai should take ninjutsu lessons from Akitsu Maru. In fact, Shiranui the Nuinja should do so, too.

Jarlath said:

Dear God, that ass.

Why can't I marry these two?

Because you're already trying to marry Yamashiro, and she doesn't appreciate your constant attempts at bigamy?

Casual nudity or exhibitionism

NWSiaCB said:

Because you're already trying to marry Yamashiro, and she doesn't appreciate your constant attempts at bigamy?

Different universe. Ooi is higher priority in the list anyways, even if Akitsu Maru has a very fine figure.

I'm already a tsukkomi at work I don't want to be one at home as well ;-;