Isn't it obvious, I want to become the beast with two backs.

Joke's on "you", she is already drunk.

"Getting" Drunk, Pola who the hell do you think you're fooling? We all know you were already wasted.

"To see your usual self"

It's for your own good, dear. At this point the cumulative hangover might literally kill you.

Because I want to beat you in a drinking contest!