by comparison to us, that must feel like getting freshly deep fried steel ball bearings cooked in a sticky corrosive mucus, poured down the back.

user_509926 said:

by comparison to us, that must feel like getting freshly deep fried steel ball bearings cooked in a sticky corrosive mucus, poured down the back.

Touhou vampires are vulnerable to beans? Are they related to the aliens from Invader Zim?

"Gir, I now feel I know enough about human affection. I HATE IT! Especially the part with the beeeeans."

zgryphon said:

Touhou vampires are vulnerable to beans? Are they related to the aliens from Invader Zim?

"Gir, I now feel I know enough about human affection. I HATE IT! Especially the part with the beeeeans."

No they're related to Oni, which in turn are weak to fried soy beans.

FWP said:

No they're related to Oni, which in turn are weak to fried soy beans.

What a weird weakness. Although I suppose as supernatural disads go, it's no more arbitrary than garlic or running water.