Apparently, the mythical monsters are the LEAST dangerous thing in Australia.
... Just be careful you don't get stung by any poisonous grass while having a roll in the hay with her.
Please, the grasses will only make you wish you were dead. It's the spiders you need to watch out for, those fuckers will shank your sorry ass. Don't need to worry so much about snakes though- the spiders ate most of them.
