Philippines is a thot juggling US, Spain and Japan. Japan mindbreak'd her tho lmao

France said:

I'm actually so done with America's face on every treaty...

Fancy words when Wikipedia has over thirty listings for "Treaty of Paris".

Hey it's not like we liked being juggle around and we still hate Spain for the 300 years of occupation.

Colt Firearms needed to invent a better pistol to deal with the aftermath of this. The Colt .45 M1911....to shoot and stop charging Moros. And its still used.

Now I remember my urges to set America ablaze. Thanks.