that black ops reference

That mask bring me horrible memories of Saw movies.

> "The numbers, Shin'you, what do they mean?"

P.S. They're feeding her Shibafu-grade Mashed Potatoes, aren't they?

I would put this into nightmare fuel...

that saw reference too

ZeonTwoSix said:

> "The numbers, Shin'you, what do they mean?"

"1944, East China Sea. We know you were there."

We're probably gonna need to create a tag for those potatoes.

"My Name is German Escort Hime, and I will have My Revenge!"

So they're invaders, pirates, and apparently a cult that indoctrinates into joining their cause....

Jarlath said:

So they're invaders, pirates, and apparently a cult that indoctrinates into joining their cause....

This is one of those reference mash-ups, so you should probably treat their "cult indoctrination" as seriously as the idea that Ro is Captain Falcon, KITT, and Muttley at the same time.

They're still only targeting their actual enemies for harassment, rather than firebombing random civilians because they ran out of legitimate military targets to hit, which makes them leagues better than any of the ACTUAL powers of WW2.

"It's some Shibafu Village potato-made Bratkartoffeln." That doesn't look like Bratkartoffeln. It's too mushy. Bratkartoffeln are recognizable pieces of fried potatoes, bacon and onions ( post #3255694 ). This looks more like mashed potatoes with some sort bits in, maybe roast onions.

Jarlath said:

So they're invaders, pirates, and apparently a cult that indoctrinates into joining their cause....

Wait till Hiei deploys the Nova Curry...

OMG Saw reference ! Ido I love you even more OK ! I guess it went like that :

Now I wonder how would we "cure" Maestrele and Nelson

This feels like brainwashing.

TheMadsAdmiral said:

Now I wonder how would we "cure" Maestrele and Nelson

I'm pretty sure Bismarck will be involved about Nelson. She's like a magnet to every british maiden.

Are we sure the Abyssals are the bad guys in this universe?

Zelinkokitsune said:

Are we sure the Abyssals are the bad guys in this universe?

Are we the baddies?

Zelinkokitsune said:

Are we sure the Abyssals are the bad guys in this universe?

They tortured Teruzuki and made Littorio cry; in my opinion that makes them bad to me.

I swear... it's almost as if Ido is trying to make the shipgirls look like the bad guys in this event.

It almost feels like there's a We Happy Few reference inserted in there somewhere.

Eboreg said:

I swear... it's almost as if Ido is trying to make the shipgirls look like the bad guys in this event.

This event we practically ruining their vacation so.....

I will never get tired of that "SHIBAFUUUUU" sound effect.

Zelinkokitsune said:

Are we sure the Abyssals are the bad guys in this universe?

was Wile E. Coyote the bad guy? Or was it the Roadrunner?

NWSiaCB said:

This is one of those reference mash-ups, so you should probably treat their "cult indoctrination" as seriously as the idea that Ro is Captain Falcon, KITT, and Muttley at the same time.

They're still only targeting their actual enemies for harassment, rather than firebombing random civilians because they ran out of legitimate military targets to hit, which makes them leagues better than any of the ACTUAL powers of WW2.

I see you missed free times that they shelled an innocent sushi restaurant and all of its occupants because Ark was stalking Bismarck. They're bombing Japanese cities for their own amusement.

At least when the Allies did it, it was too stop a power that was invading other countries and commiting genocide.

MalusTTK said:

They tortured Teruzuki and made Littorio cry; in my opinion that makes them bad to me.

They also kept them safe and fed for months. All while the "friendly" shipgirls kept trying to murder

TheMadsAdmiral said:

Are we the baddies?

But, but... zey are doing ze evil (katakana) voice! Ze evil voice, it never lies! Besides, zey are sexier, zey 'ave evil lipstick, and even their hair's gone all evil. (Have their tits got bigger? Zis can happen.) Zey must be evil!

NNescio said:

But, but... zey are doing ze evil (katakana) voice! Ze evil voice, it never lies! Besides, zey are sexier, zey 'ave evil lipstick, and even their hair's gone all evil. (Have their tits got bigger? Zis can happen.) Zey must be evil!

Abyssal tits are actually, on average, smaller than shipgirl tits.

Eboreg said:

Abyssal tits are actually, on average, smaller than shipgirl tits.

Uh, I would seriously dispute that. Smaller total due to sample size =/= lower average occurrence.

Eboreg said:

Abyssal tits are actually, on average, smaller than shipgirl tits.

Take that back... Seaport Hime has yuge ones

TheMadsAdmiral said:

Take that back... Seaport Hime has yuge ones

And Ru and Ta have such small tits that the only battleships that are smaller are Gangut and Re. Point being that Seaport Hime is an outlier and Abyssal mooks generally have reasonably sized tits while I'm pretty sure there's a custom bra manufacturer on the shipgirl naval base.

Ri and Ne have average-sized tits... for regular humans but the heavy cruisers on your side generally range from high-average to outright ridiculous. (Excepting Mogami and Kumano but they're the exception)

It gets even worse for light cruisers where Tsu is an absolute flatty and Chi is high average while the shipgirls have such monsters as the Tenryuus, Isuzu, Natori, and the Aganos less Sakawa.

And don't get me started on the carriers: those tits make Ark Royal's C-cups and Wo's B-cups look flat by comparison.

I'm amazed no one pointed out the Tea on the TV is from "Get out".

Purification log:

Kasuga Maru - Baked Potato
Ark Royal - Bismarck Love
Shin'you - Bratkartoffeln (Clockwork Orange)