Shit. Gotland is secretly a Nonco shipgirl.

Apparently the Swedish rocking chair is a potent brainwashing tool.

How to make a rocking chair:
1. Cut the tree
2. Process the wood
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!

And Gotland should check out the GOD of DIY if building stuff from scratch is her thing.

So Gotland has a marrying wish?

We have nonco where no girl is perfectly sane.
Then we have Ido where every girl is dangerous, in more than 1 sense.

Gotland got him~

NNescio said:

Apparently the Swedish rocking chair is a potent brainwashing tool.

Well if there's a sofa that can spoil people so why can't there be a chair that can "reprogram" people.

OMGkillitwithfire said:

So Gotland has a marrying wish?

With a little childhood friend character setting mixed in.

Demundo said:

We have nonco where no girl is perfectly sane.
Then we have Ido where every girl is dangerous, in more than 1 sense.

This is clearly a nonco shipgirl who snuck into Ido's base.

...Now that I think about it, nonco's Gotland seems rather normal...

"Overwhelming Girlfriend Potential"

krossite said:

...Now that I think about it, nonco's Gotland seems rather normal...

Changing Places: KC Edition.

Ooooh! Got-chan's on a hubby hunt!

Mad props to the translator who changed the fonts for the sound effects.

Kekkon kekkon kekkon...

The title is a quote from Wildcat, a character from Armored Core Nexus who is forced to undergo experimental surgeries that make him go insane.

DIY childhood friend marriage promise!

Unexpectedly yandere.

Is that a new hypnosis technique?! I'd like to learn more.

farhantadakatsu said:

Is that a new hypnosis technique?! I'd like to learn more.

What hypnosis? That's straight up brain washing.

"Back before Got was a shipgirl..."

Okay, I know she is lying about all the memories, but in Ido's scenario, were the shipgirls actual girls at some point?

Random_Fanguy said:

Well if there's a sofa that can spoil people so why can't there be a chair that can "reprogram" people.

I don’t think it can still top the power of TEH KOTATSOO

The link to Armored Core: Nexus in the title note seems a non sequitur at first. Still, it shouldn't require reading the comments to make sense.

Arcana55 said:

The link to Armored Core: Nexus in the title note seems a non sequitur at first. Still, it shouldn't require reading the comments to make sense.

It's a reference to a line from that game.

I mean, as long as we're necroposting this one anyway

How to make a chair:
1. Get a bunch of lumber.
2. Build the rest of the fucking chair.