"Why can't you be like normal children and bring home a puppy or a kitten? I wish I never had you!"

"How many times have I told you to not play with parasitic organisms?"

"But Mooooom, it'll mutate and grow huge in the rain!"

"Mooom, look what fall out from an army truck that came by our home"

But look at those big puppy eyes!

They need to have better education for generic anime girls. *Don't* bring the random tentacle monster in a cardboard box home with you.

Shinjidude said:
They need to have better education for generic anime girls. *Don't* bring the random tentacle monster in a cardboard box home with you.

that reminds me of the h-manga where the generic anime girl brings the random tentacle monster in a cardboard box home with her.

"Moooom, I'm back from taking dad for a walk..."

"Mom, Audrey III says it's hungry."

RiderFan said:
"Moooom, I'm back from taking dad for a walk..."

That's way better than mine. XD

"Mom, this thing popped out of me this morning. What do I do?"

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"Daaaaad, I'm back from taking mom on her walk!"