Still a masochist and a hero.

Oh hey, the Masodmiral came back.

Jarlath said:

Still a masochist and a hero.

Hey, he can save lives and also get his jollies off. Sounds like win-win to me.

The solution is simple

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

Zelinkokitsune said:

The solution is simple

MULTI TRACK DRIFTING

But that means he doesn't suffer fully and other people die!

Let him take the whole load.

Of course, if those people are just STANDING THERE, they can just walk off the tracks. The trolly problem is generally presented with them in a tunnel or tied up or something and unable to move out of the way.