Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Just had to

would this be an example of pointless_censoring?

It would, indeed.

That thing is huge. Look how big it is compared to her head and hand.

I always thought penises make affectionate pets. If only I could have one on a leash without the man behind it.

You can, chop it off, and it is your's!^^

She is absurdly polite...