How to tell if your girlfriend is a robot:
1. Consumes an unusually large amount of computer components.

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3. Doesn't Care for Sex, but like to Plug N Play.

4. Her tits make sounds when they bounce. They don't flap. They Clank. >.>;

5. Has a switch in her vagina to turn her on/off

6. She requests for a memory upgrade by means of semen.

OK, now you guys are just killing it.

Nah. It's already dead.

Rericon said:
5. Has a switch in her vagina to turn her on/off

From Chobits.

RiderFan said:
6. She requests for a memory upgrade by means of semen.

From Buttobi CPU.

Ah. I didn't realize (6) was also a reference.

Think the cellphone's just a cellphone? or part of the meal?

I bet her vagina is a USB port...

If I could plug my "hardware" into her "ports" and "upload" to her we could get some "peer-to-peer" connections working.

BakaHoushi said:
How to tell if your girlfriend is a robot:
1. Consumes an unusually large amount of computer components.

So then, if she only consumes a small amount of computer components, I'm safe, right?

Was a bit worried there for a moment.