With all the money he blew in the test and tools, you'd think he'd have done some proper research before screwing up at that very basic task.

Reader-added tags include "Loser relief", "Money makes the world go 'round", and "A certain nine-tailed fox: 'I'll congratulate you if you succeed.'"

On the bright side, I doubt that you will ever make this same mistake again. There are few lessons more effective than those taught by Prof. O'Penya Wallet.