"You're immortal, right?" is something I would never, ever want to hear before sex...

"'Immortal' doesn't mean 'invincible', you horny dipshit!"
*camera pans to show it's the Black Knight (MP)*
"I'll fuck your legs off!"

Lol at "rough" tag. Y'think?

Dudes got some long nails... Not a very clean one, is he?

damn, she's gonna get loose

jaevulen said:
damn, she's gonna get loose

More like "her bones, muscles and skin will get ripped apart and she will die from massive bloodloss". Or at least be in inhuman agony for a long time. The gigantic retard in the picture might as well try to shove his dick in a keyhole.

Immortal =/= invincible

You can live forever but watch out for people packing heat & drunk drivers. You are upstoppable but enjoy becoming old & then dying.