EscalationShaggy stinging hair chihuahuaSeriously, I will kill you.......You've both utterly forgotten that I'm here, haven't you?Wh-!Th, th, th, that's not true, stupid!Oh really?You've probably never even had that time of the month.The endIt's so mature I worry about it every day!Well, they're both appropriate namesfor a dog that's eternally in heat and can only compete with the lower half of her body.Well would you prefer stinging hair chihuahua more? シモーち is a combination of:
しもう - stinging hair (like you find on a nettle or caterpillars)
ち - short for chihuahuaBut I think that's still better than Aisaka-san, whose lower half hasn't even finished maturing yet...