Alternate explanation: Japan.

I swear, its the shrooms!

Alternate-Alternate explanation: strange effects of the mushroom.

KimikoMuffin said:
I like the logic here. "She discovered I have a penis, which I gained entirely by accident. Therefore, I must rape her!"

... or maybe it's a sexual-derangement brought on by the mushroom itself. But who cares! I like the first idea better!

That's how you just say "Hi" on Gensokyo

Mushroom is angry too