Good luck translating this one.

Cleaned up the text so it's easier to read:

https://l.sr.ht/Ciw0.png

But it's beyond my skill level to translate it.

It's mojibake text so you have to transcript and convert it back to Japanese.
ゴスロリ四弦はイイゾ is the original text. Try translating that.

Oh, neat, I had never heard of that before. Thanks for the tip! Tried my hand at a faithful translation based on that.

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