I hear the 11th seat of the Harbingers recently opened up, strangest disappearance really. No one's seen Childe ever since Aether and Keqing got back from their last mission.
Honestly, you'd think Childe wouldn't be so damn gungho about being such a dickwad when he has a family of his own that even less moral people could take advantage of...
Well, we could dismember him, that's true, but, hear me out...
Would it not be more poetic (and painful) to dis-member him instead?
I find that setting an example is better than being poetic. Let's go Princess Bride on him and cut everything but his ears, so that he can hear people gasping in horror when they see his sorry remains, kids crying in fear when they see how much he suffered, and hear Aether's cruel laugh as he made the message crystal clear that nobody touches Keqing.
