"The alchemy that sacrifices several hundred million lives to give birth to one moment of pleasure."

There's far too much truth to this statement. :I

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Dragonaires said:
"However, if you do it a bit too much, due to guys' hormones, there will be problems with bad skin and body hair and things like that"

Tell me this isn't true.

unfortunatly sir from everywhere i hera this it is stated to be true

So, Kyon is saying Mikuru needs a master-bedroom?

I never have had problems like the ones Kyonko has stated. In fact the more I *insert euphemism here* the better my skin became.

A lot of miths about guys masterbating are the complete oposites of the truth. For example, doing it way too much will usually do nothing other than leave you with absoulte zero libido for a few days.

APerson2380 said:
For example, doing it way too much will usually do nothing other than leave you with absoulte zero libido for a few days.

Huh? That explains allot.

This...this is poetry at its finest

Dragonaires said:
"However, if you do it a bit too much, due to guys' hormones, there will be problems with bad skin and body hair and things like that"

Tell me this isn't true.

I can speak for myself that no this is not true. Don't be fooled.

Kyon: The most eloquent man in the world, even when he's talking about masturbation (and is a girl).