who turned off the hentai physics?
she got stuck with regular physics

There was the story of a guy who tried to get plowed by a horse. The act resulted in a burst colon, but he was too embarrassed to go to the hospital and died days later.

Agemmata said:

There was the story of a guy who tried to get plowed by a horse. The act resulted in a burst colon, but he was too embarrassed to go to the hospital and died days later.

His name was Kenneth Pinyan or more famously as 'Mr. Hands'. There's even a (somewhat poor) documentary about him.