hatsune miku, kagamine rin, kagamine len, kaito, meiko, and 3 more (vocaloid and 1 more)

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hatsune miku, kagamine rin, kagamine len, kaito, meiko, and 3 more (vocaloid and 1 more)

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【KAITO】バスト占いの歌を歌ってもらった

宮崎吐夢さんのアレをKAITOに歌ってもらいました。
誰かにやられるまえにやりたかったわけで、レオンの先を越せて満足。…うん、MEIKOはもっとおっきいよね…私もそう思う。
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memo-memo

over 15 years ago

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I kinda understan in the whole, but what's with the bear?

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henmere

over 15 years ago

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Wiki article polar bear chaos will help you.

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This is good.

Mmmmmm?

Great breasts.

She stuffed her bra, right?

Not our problem

Indeed.

You're imagining it!

But you were really into parts of it...

Bear.

I learnt much today.

You're all perverts.

The big can serve the roles of the small.

I said I'm not interested!

You have hope.

It's a status. This comes from the saying 貧乳はステータスだ!希少価値だ!, meaning "A flat chest is a status! It's precious!". The saying was popularized by Izumi Konata of the anime Lucky Star, but actually originated from the game 'SHUFFLE!'.

Mmmmm?

Natural is the best.

Ohhhh. About this size.

Bra pads

*thud*

That's bigger than usual.

Ufu

What are you grinning about?

They're breasts.

*slop*

The messed up remains of boobs pudding. This is an actual pudding made to look like boobs. It is not meant for stuffing one's bra.

Teacher: A cup, B cup, C cup, D cup, E cup, F cup, G cup, H cup. If you had to choose from one of the eight busts, which would you like?

Student: F. Teacher: Those who like F cup are honest with themselves, and don't hide their thoughts and feelings. However, there is a big difference between the ideal and the reality, so wake up.

Student: Then E. Teacher: Those who like E cup are sort of wise guys. They are a bit smarter than those who like F cup. But then, they are still dreamers, so they should grow up.

Student: Then D. Teacher: Those who like D cup are quite smart. They are somewhat cooler than thoes who like F cup. Since they already have such a firm grasp of reality, they just need one more push.

Student: Then C. Teacher: Those who like C cup are close to the right answer. They are ever so close to the right answer. But, there are many ladies who are smaller than C, so they shouldn't let their guard down.

Student: B. Teacher: Those who like B cup are mediocre. As a preference this is a half measure. "Not having any is fine, but if there is a little bit......" That's just too dubious.

Student: A. Teacher: Those who like A cup are too servile. It signals a lack of self confidence. Breasts are nothing to be scared of. Please bring out the courage.

Student: Then... Teacher: Those who like G cup or H cup should take this to heart: breasts aren't the bigger the better. Those people are the enemies of womankind!

Teacher: We've seen a lot of breasts today, but the message I want to conclude with is, don't judge women by their breasts! Teacher & student: La la la la......

For real.

Not interested.

Give me that bust bear. Due to the convention set by くまー (you might know it as pedobear), bear characters have the verbal tic "bear".

Huh? You want me to sing this!? Um, can I refuse? No? I see. Huh? For real? This strip is a series of stills from the music video "[KAITO] sings Bust Fortune Telling Song". The translation of the lyrics of the song is in the notes over the musical symbols near Kaito in each panel.

(Note) Supposed to be Ann. This refers to the Vocaloid Sweet Ann.

My heart is beating fast with anticipation.

I said not interested.

Uffuuuuuuun

There is no stuffing (anymore).

Mm?

That! Is why I didn't want to do it!

Niichan... It's written all over your face. LOL.

Like a cow.

The girls beat him up.

So buxom.

I won't get hooked by that bear. One popular ASCII art of くまー has him being dragged away by a fishing line and saying, "I got hooked by a bait like that bear!"