That's awesome, senpai!Where are the Evaa?It's "Eva".Well...Last angel, Djibril, beat them and now they're all unable to fight.Angel "Djibril"The Jet Alone!We're dead.N-no we're not! It's alright!There's no way that this Farmer Association's J.A. could win a battle...But we've improved it a bit!Improve?Oooh oh oh oh!But isn't this...I know, I know, it's a contradiction.And then...Second improvement!An artificial intelligence!!I want some zenzai.
Red bean soup made with Azuki beanshunf! hunf!Stop, stop!Let's go, then!Angel "Kasugaru"Heavy...I wanna surf on the net...Just in case...yeah!The endI wanna go home...bwah ah ah2.31 pm
Inside the hangarWelcome!You look happy, miss Black Eyebrows.Shut up, please.*looks around*And so, the crisis was over.Nerv's Most Useless DayWritten by Kamujin, drawn by SakutakeAre you stupid!?
"Anta baka!?", Asuka's catchphrase.You really sound like her!Temporary commanderI'm bored...A-an angel is attacking!Shut up!AlarmMy eyes~~~At the present time, the only unit able to fight is...Suddenly, a shield!?tossThis is like a concrete version of the A.T. Field!For now on, I'll explain you the situation.The J.A. now is completely different from the old one.Here's the first improvement!!pah-pa-pa-pa-pa-raaaah!It can resist to any weapon: the J.A. Field!I've put a N2 bomb in it...yeah!But we're just getting started!It can pierce through any protection!Jet Alone Longinus!!Now it has both perfect offense and defense!weeeeeee~
