Wow, the shanghai doll panel makes my head spin. It makes it sound like Alice is so mad at you, she has to do it by proxy.

I'm burning that doll.

(cracks knuckles.) C'mere, Shanghai.

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MezzoDragon said:
Alice is simply using Shanghai to express self-hatred. How sad.

it seems obvious that someone place an audio recorder in side shanghai

Final_guard said:
(cracks knuckles.) C'mere, Shanghai.

*Takes out screw driver* Yes, do come here Shanghai

Final_guard said:
(cracks knuckles.) C'mere, Shanghai.

DrMuffinsTea said:
*Takes out screw driver* Yes, do come here Shanghai

*Takes out AK47*
Alright, kiddies. Step away from Shanghai and maybe I'll just make your death as painful as possible.

Shanghai, so straight foward and beautiful. I love you Shanghai!! Let just hold hands and hang Hourai for fun!

Keo said:
Shanghai, so straight foward and beautiful. I love you Shanghai!! Let just hold hands and tear you apart for fun!

Fixed

Let just hold hands and hang Hourai for fun!

You're hanging something that doesn't breathe in the first place.
*Takes out flamethrower*
Allow me to raise your expectations...
*pilot flame goes on*

Oi, you... Nah, you know what. Say what you will, our feelings for our beloved Alice Margatroid won't change at all.

alice...please duck for a moment will you...the batter's gotta bat.

*turns left and smacks everyone a mile away with dick including the Shanghai doll*

there, problem solved...now, alice *looks at own dick and then back at alice*...you were saying/thinking?