...It's not like I'm doing it willingly though.Then what are you doing in a place like this?...Hey you flea, are you trying to get yourself killed?Haha, no way.I was just thinking of a way to get away from you.Too bad.Such a thin neck...With a neck this thin, I would snap it in a second.But Shizu-chan... Didn't you tell me to shut my trap...Damn it!Heh, how pathetic.Sorry, but I'm not stupid or nice enough to let this chance slip away.What bad luck I've got... To be discovered by you, Shizu-chan.Haha... Come on, won't you just let me off the hook?Just great... There goes my plan.I didn't want to die in front of Shizu-chan...This guy...He had the vitality of a cockroach and, he was always able to get away from me.I couldn't kill this guy with the vending machine,or the postbox, or even with the sign post.So why, why is he in such a state when he only has a hole in his leg?Why am I not getting irritated by Izaya in the first place?What is this...But why?Why is he making that kind of face? Is he fooling around?Izaya, why are you making that kind of face?...Shizu-chan, what are you doing...?Shut up and die!Well then... You should just leave me alone...Shut your trap, Uzaya! Uzaya is a play on Izaya's name. Uza means annoying in Japanese, and it's an unofficial fan nickname for Izaya.Hey don't sleep, say something!Don't you close that annoying mouth of yours, you hear me, you damn rascal!Ahh what am I doing!
What in the world am I doing!!!I'm doing the most idiotic thing in my life!
And I'm even aware of it!Izaya's the one who needs help, not me!!!Getting broken, twisted.Isn't this the usual? I wanna beat him up but...I hate you too, you little shithead!Wait... What's wrong? Is your head alright!? Shall I cut it open??Being cut up, smashed up.People just, die too easily.*Extremely exhausted*Dura~n shockedTch!*panting*He always looks at people with scornful eyes.There's a little bit of blood(> <)So you're finally taking a nap at a garbage dump?This guy always laughs with that annoying face.You can't tell just by looking at me? I got shot in the leg.That is something equally, and evenly shared by everyone. And this man is no exception."I hate you, Shizu-chan, because neither reasoning nor remarks get through that head of yours."
