SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK-MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE! ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS, LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS! LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SCHLOCK RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBEQUE, WITH A GOD-DAMN PIG!!

time for the "Wheel of Death"!

Now, before I take these Dragon Balls and leave my associates here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?