I think Flandre can achieve that.

Lessee what happens if you click that second button...

Road? Fuck this shit I'm going on a joy ride.

Okey-dokey.

First time I ever set these things to go up in the day

Pixiv Title :

咲夜さんを攻略してみた
[I've tried go through Sakuya-san's route.]

Pixiv Description :

なんだかおかしなﾙｰﾄに入ったぞ･･･
[I think I went into some kind of a weird route...]

Pixiv Comment :

DJ.MASA 「いつ発売ですか？」
[DJ.MASA "When will the game be released?"]
ハヤーミ 「いつでしょう･･･」
[Hayami "I wonder when..."]

Second option "ROAD" switch to joy ride mode ... with Meiling driving .

ROAD ROLLER DA！

I think the "road" is reference to Engrish. I think it is "Save, Load, System" with the L as an R, etc, etc.

Unless you all knew that and I now look like an idiot.

Tinari said:
Unless you all knew that and I now look like an idiot.

At least you recognized the possibility yourself, so you won't be getting as many replies.

Anyway, looking like an idiot on the internet? I'd paraphrase the Cheshire Cat here, but I guess it'd be a bit redundant.

MEIN GOTT THE EYES

I SHALL USE THE FUCK ALL BUTTON MISS SAKUYA!!!!!(Work's as intended except on Remilia)

someone call bombergrape!

...You forgot to exclude yourself.

Goodbye, Izayoi Sakuya...