truly embodying the spirit of a true rim billitonian

Local Australian woman punches a shark over a cookie

Mother, I crave violence

We have violence at home

BootlegShinobi said:

Local Australian woman punches a shark over a cookie

At least it wasn't Florida Man this time.

"Telegram!"

That's how Australians.... I mean Rim Bilitons deal with sharks RL.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/wa-surfer-survived-margaret-river-shark-attack-by-punching-it/b0f69399-4858-4e68-bc71-d7f47b3c3013#:~:text=%27I%20started%20punching%27%3A%20WA,incredible%20escape%20from%20shark%27s%20jaws

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It is advised to attack the nose, eyes, and gills of sharks if you need to defend yourself.

At last, we get to see Guin’s take on Spectre!

Steak said:

"Telegram!"

Now there’s a classic! Mind you, this particular land-shark isn’t the type to bother with trickery.