Though most cursed relics were of the ancient sort, after a certain space hacker had cheated her way to victory in what would be her final online tourney, the Genius Society had had enough of the 'uncatchable' Silver Wolf and joined together to teach her a lesson she'd never forget. Nothing's uncatchable forever.

She found herself the victor of yet another tournament, a small $100 one she had hacked in and won just for the fun of it. The day after, she received her bonus prize, a pair of keys, a pair of locks, and a collar. Instinctively, she put it on uncaring if it was a trap; if it was she could hack herself out. If they mind controlled her to prison, she could hack herself out. Yet the moment, the collar snapped behind her neck, she felt fear for the first time in her life. She realized it was already over.

She opened up her terminal to hack, but the target was permanently locked... to herself. She tore a portal open to escape, but she was blocking her own way; all her possible roads lead back to her. She rushed to get back to her Stellaron Hunters- one step out the door and she was out cold. When the Damsel-121, formerly known as Silver Wolf, had woken up... she wished she hadn't. Hundreds were in line to gleefully take photos of the disgraced villain, "The Genius Society's greatest pride"; She was put on display in a special prison stand just for her, her incredible power reduced to a glorified charger for the people she wronged, as for her first time of many, she was forced to disgrace herself for their amusement... a play she continues to act to this day.

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