I’d hope to roll a 2.

Rolling a five and getting sent overseas to bother people about being a Jehovah's Witness

*rolls a d20 instead*
17, Foot tickling.
Yelan: O_O

Lefter said:

*rolls a d20 instead*
17, Foot tickling.
Yelan: O_O

Sir, you are not allowed to use any foreign dice.

*Rolls a Warhammer 40000 artillery dice*
Forward, 2 inches. Nice!