I will have you know that being unable to move because a cat has decided both arms are comfy is nothing short of the worst torture! You can't move because that might make them uncomfortable and as you feel your hands die due to the slight constant pressure and bad posture you will consider your life choices that brought you to this point in time.
Then the torturers have the audacity to bring you confectionary, ice cream and other nice and sweet stuff, yet you are unable to take a bite due to your current predicament.
I say nay good ser! This ain't good, this is Pure Evil!
Ps. I wish I was surrounded by cats, like her. Unfortunately I started to become allergic to cats as I got older.
