OH GOD NOTHING IS SAFE.

*throws mah Master Ball*

Arzapmolgia-oh?

total fool, one rock element attack and the bird kick the bucket.

rock --> fire = 2x
rock --> ice = 2x
rock --> flying = 2x
total damage - 8x

stealth rock is ohko

What the hell..
Fusion.. WHAT HAVE THOU DONE

Shinju_Miya said:
total fool, one rock element attack and the bird kick the bucket.

rock --> fire = 2x
rock --> ice = 2x
rock --> flying = 2x
total damage - 8x

Six birds, one stone.

goddamn it team rocket

first you combine the legendary birds and now this!?

Shinju_Miya said:
total fool, one rock element attack and the bird kick the bucket.

rock --> fire = 2x
rock --> ice = 2x
rock --> flying = 2x
total damage - 8x

Don't forget to add STAB- A Rock Pokemon using a Rock-type attack on this thing would deal 50% more total damage, so that'd make it what, x12? If you wanna make it even more fun, make it a Critical Hit, for extra ludicrousness.

Really, any trainer would just need to chuck a Geodude at it and it would disintegrate at a molecular level.

angrybull said:
Six birds, one stone.

But which stone do you choose

4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Ice/Flying) + 2x (Psychic/Flying) + 2x (Electric/Flying) + 2x (Normal/Flying) + 1.5x (Rock STAB) = 19.5x damage

Or

One Rock Blast hit would have a base power of 675.

Man i freaking love you guys.

MolZaCuno + DodHoGia = MolDodrapdocuno-ohgia

Mr_GT said:
4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Ice/Flying) + 2x (Psychic/Flying) + 2x (Electric/Flying) + 2x (Normal/Flying) + 1.5x (Rock STAB) = 19.5x damage

Or

One Rock Blast hit would have a base power of 675.

I'm pretty sure the pretty sure the previous statements of rocks being 8x is correct, since you would only count the flying type once.

Obviously it'll be named UnoDosTres

mimirushin said:
Obviously it'll be named UnoDosTres

The comments on this picture are what make this image great.

Nonsense101 said:
I'm pretty sure the previous statements of rocks being 8x is correct, since you would only count the flying type once.

I counted each part that make up this monster as separate typing(s). Now if we counting this thing as part Fire + Ice + Electric + Psychic + Normal/Flying then the 8x Rock weakness would be correct.

Mr_GT said:
I counted each part that make up this monster as separate typing(s). Now if we counting this thing as part Fire + Ice + Electric + Psychic + Normal/Flying then the 8x Rock weakness would be correct.

What was the point of counting the flying type 6 times anyways?

Added the Pokemon_Special tag, since last I checked this is what Team Rocket created in the manga.

... This affirms the fact that they should really stop trying.

HanaMaehata said:
Added the Pokemon_Special tag, since last I checked this is what Team Rocket created in the manga.

... This affirms the fact that they should really stop trying.

well the monstrosity they created didnt have Ho-oh or Lugia in it (or Dodrio either) as well like this does, but thats beside the point

what has science done to dodrio! and the legendary birds!

Gentlemen, behold! I have created....THIS THING!

Best Pokemon ever.

Flippernino said:
But you forget the fact that there are few good rock Pokemon, at least in first two gens. And this guy could probably hit first and OHKO any rock type: Geodude, Onix, Rhyhorn, Aerodactyl, Omanyte, Kabuto...

Yeah, but while it's dealing with the rock type, the trainer sneaks up behind it and throws a rock at it.

Could that thing even fly if it tried? It's not exactly aerodynamic.

BRAWK!!! Polly shouldn't be!

Rollout is rock type, right?

Let the fun begin.

"we dreamed of creating the words strangest pokemon....and we succeeded..."

Shinju_Miya said:
total fool, one rock element attack and the bird kick the bucket.

rock --> fire = 2x
rock --> ice = 2x
rock --> flying = 2x
total damage - 8x

So I guess you can...*puts on sunglasses*...kill 6 birds with one stone. YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

You guys are a fucking best. Never change.

/faves for comments

You are so the best, you made me typo.

mimirushin said:
Obviously it'll be named UnoDosTres

tamarindo

*Daisu~ said:
tamarindo

no entiendo

oaks experiment

Plasmapitch said:
So I guess you can...*puts on sunglasses*...kill 6 birds with one stone. YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

1. Never "YEAH" your own jokes.
2. Don't copy someone else's pun ON THE SAME PAGE

I shall name it...

King Ghidorah.

Snowstorm said:
Yeah, but while it's dealing with the rock type, the trainer sneaks up behind it and throws a rock at it.

I think you mean a powertricked Shuckle on 5th rollout.

Aggron uses Head Smash.
GG.

Mr_GT said:

4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Fire/Flying) + 4x (Ice/Flying) + 2x (Psychic/Flying) + 2x (Electric/Flying) + 2x (Normal/Flying) + 1.5x (Rock STAB) = 19.5x damage

Or

One Rock Blast hit would have a base power of 675.

wouldn't the stats of this pokemon be 6 times stronger then the average pokemon.

Five legendary birds, and an ostritch.

If you just throw some Gravel or even a pebble at this thing it will just have a heart attack and die.