It'd be a whole lot quieter if Gordon replaced Ellis.

Now it's crowbar time.

Mr. Freeman: Stand back, gentlemen. I've got this.

Great now the zombies don't stand a chance against them ! Thanks a lot freeman you just made the game dull cause every time the zombies see you they run away seriously thanks

"You don't say much, do you?"

Gordan: ...

Gordon would turn the Smoker into a weapon.

Look out, Chicago Ted. A challenger has appeared.

You almost feel sorry for the zombies...

Nick and Coach are like... you're not Ellis.

Iceburger said:
Nick and Coach are like... Who the hell is this?

Fix'd

Judging by this Pic, I think that Gordon has a LOT of time to spare before the next Half Life Game.....

Perhaps Gordon was Ellis's buddy Kieth, and he just lied about his name?

Astara said:
Now it's crowbar time.

The crowbar existed in the game... Now we why...

Lyle_Dayek said:
Perhaps Gordon was Ellis's buddy Kieth, and he just lied about his name?

Perhaps?

Well..I did nearly kill a tank with a crowbar..I'm no Gordon though.

This reminds me of every time I pick up a crowbar in L4D2. I announce that I'm gonna do things Freeman-style.

RUN ZOMBIES RUN! THERE'S A FREEMAN ON THE LOOSE!

Lyle_Dayek said:
Perhaps Gordon was Ellis's buddy Kieth, and he just lied about his name?

"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Gordon overthrew an interdimensional alien empire? It wasn't a dare or nuthin', he just got kicked out of his lab..."

No no no, Freeman isn't Keith; He's Chicao Ted!