if I pinch its cheeks, will it explode?

No, but you might

there needs to be a "too_cute" tag, and this should be the first to be labeled with it!

Stop looking at me with them big 'ol eyes before I-
*explodes*
...damn it

"Fine, you can have your own game. Just stop looking at me like that."

zigzag said:
"Fine, you can have your own game. Just stop looking at me like that."

icwutudidther.....
see also: HNNNNNGGGGG