Please tell me that this isn't the actual line!

I expect this to stay around forever.

I've been told it's a fakedub, but that's apparently a guy.

Yes, it's a guy.

Reminds me strongly of
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/srfgrl05/goth.jpg

Strangely enough, he's one of the cheeriest fellows in the show.
Also, he plays a mean piano...guitar...thing...I don't know insturments.
...I will now make it my mission to make sure that 'Dowsing Rod Tonfa' are known throughout the land!

keytar

Yeah, I work at a movie theater. When we opened "New Moon", this was the majority of the types of women who'd show up.

Ugh. Sadly true D;