That smile . . .

"Don't worry, Dai-chan, I know what I'm doing!"

Nothing to worry here. Just like in touhou 9 - Cirno will fight and make running away possible.

If you value your life, Don't touch Yuuka's watermelons.

Torpedo said:
If you value your life, Don't touch Yuuka's melons.

Fixed.

Torpedo said:
If you value your life, Don't touch Yuuka's watermelons.

Unless she asks you to. Then you be a good little human and listen.

KendraKirai said:
If you value your life, Don't touch Yuuka.

Re-fixed. Heh heh heh.

But it's okay for fairies since they'll respawn even when they die. Though Yuuka will doubtless find a way to get around even that.

Yuuka seems to be pretty proprietary about her Suika.

You gonna get... Helped to some watermelon.

Ever notice in Touhou games nobody ever politely asks for things? So much conflict could have been avoided...

You'll both respawn, don't worry about, go for it.

The real story behind Touhou 12.8

Taishi said:
Cirno: These watermelons have got to be the sweetest! I know it!

She'll never find out!

Ever notice in Touhou games nobody ever politely asks for things? So much conflict could have been avoided...

In Touhou Pocket Wars, in one of Sakuya's dream scenes, Sakuya has politely asked Iku for some peaches from Heaven. That nearly prevented her battle with Tenshi, until...

Tenshi: by the way, it is said that they increse bust size. That would be good for you, right? ~_^

Sakuya: ...

Tenshi: w-why do you stare at my chest like this?!

Sakuya: I am just thinking that it can't possibly be true..

Thimble said:

Unless she asks you to. Then you be a good little human and listen.

If you value your life, don't touch Yuuka's peaches, unless she orders you to.

"Oh, c'mon, Dai-chan. It's not like she'll notice!"