In a magical land where STDs can melt latex, this may just be pragmatic advice.

BlastingNaba said:

In a magical land where STDs can melt latex, this may just be pragmatic advice.

At the very least you need some magical condoms. I'm sure you could enchant them to pretty much block anything.

NegativeSoul said:

At the very least you need some magical condoms. I'm sure you could enchant them to pretty much block anything.

"It's like a guy who says he always goes into a dungeon wearing an enchanted condom. I mean, technically it's better than the alternative..."

"... but it still feels like something has gone terribly wrong at some point."